*holds your hand*
ha ha how’d that get there
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
Corny jokes will be the death of me
"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"
my favourite thing is when you’re reading and a character says something and that’s it you’re in love with them
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15
I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this
so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.
anti-choicers are incredible
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
more things that need to be more affordable:
more things that need to be more expensive:
-fines on DUIs
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
what if websites had closing hours