*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

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my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

1 hour ago WITH 291,454 notes VIA dr33m



Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

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my favourite thing is when you’re reading and a character says something and that’s it you’re in love with them

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yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this


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so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

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Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods


-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket



more things that need to be more affordable:



-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs


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Me saving my grades at the end of a term

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what if websites had closing hours

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“Girls are raised in a society where flattering clothing means clothing that makes you look skinnier. Where fat is an insult more often than a noun and not just a physical description but a reflection of personality. Where “you look healthy” is what you say when a girl gains weight, but “you look good” is what you say when a girl loses weight. Girls are raised in a society that teaches them it is their own responsibility to be as small as possible because they do not deserve to take up space.”

Anonymous  (via mileycyrs)

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“You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your sexuality or anything else. You have every chance at happiness. You were not meant to suffer. You are loved. Never, ever give up.”

Chris Colfer (via maxkirin)

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Apartment of murderer Luka Rocco

he was so fucking mental

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