Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
who was i before one direction
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COZY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe
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This hit me harder than I expected.